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Nazi Demotivational Poster

YOUR AND YOU'RE - Maybe a cartoon will help you FINALLY figure it out? Probably not.

TAGS: your you re grammar nazi
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Kevin

kerkpyrrus - July 11, 2009, 5:19 am
ha ha love it! thumbsup
Agamemnon218 - September 5, 2008, 2:15 pm
Probably not...But it's nice to know what a Grammar Nazi looks like! Your tHe best, GN! oops.

QUOTE OF THE DAY: - "You can judge a man's true character by the way he treats his fellow animals." - Paul McCartney

TAGS: adolf hitler nazi germany third reich
Rating: 3.84/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2012, 12:50 am
None of which keeps McCartney from being a douche.
Cealdi - May 24, 2011, 12:43 am
Y'all are both wrong. He had his dog put down before he killed himself to save her from being tortured by the Russians... and he didn't hate cats; he was a total animal lover (not so much a people lover though apparently)... I love the poster!
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:53 pm
Turns out he was wrong.
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:52 pm
I hate to run around correcting people, but your wrong. While Hitler Hated cats he did not intentionally kill his dog. He was given cyanide capsules and stated because his doctor had left the country, that they were fake. To prove it he fed one to his dog
Cloudchaser - January 15, 2010, 12:51 am
A quote that's not applicable to Hitler because he hated cats and later had his dog and her puppies poisoned.

LOL NAZI - Swastikas, they represent love, hate and lol!

TAGS: nazi lol swastika german hitler lol love hate
Rating: 2.83/5

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forseti - April 2, 2010, 6:35 am
He cannot be serious! o.O

SPELLING NAZIS - Ever Vigilant

TAGS: spelling nazi nazis grammer nazis emo
Rating: 3.86/5

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zoomer296 - January 22, 2013, 1:00 am
This reminds me of an episode of Becker where he said "NO, THIS ISN'T THE SUICIDE HOTLINE! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! DON'T YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO DIAL A PHONE??!!
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 9:35 pm
Huge fan of zis motifake.

WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.

TAGS: ww2 germans hitler nazi churchill rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.83/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:08 pm
By the way, my sister taught me that version, if you can believe. And the internet is represented by index finger on one hand going through the other index finger and thumb in an o sign because the internet is for pron, and of course religion is a cross.
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:02 pm
Actually I play a version of paper rock scissors called "religion, the government, the internet". The internet kills religion, the government stifles the internet, and religion controls the government. And the government's gesture is a nazi salute.
DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:51 pm
5 lolz lions. IDk why, but as soon as i saw this i started laughing. Nice one.


TAGS: mar 5 nazi chicks
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 8:09 pm
Not as nice as the ones in "I Served the King of England".
themansn - March 22, 2011, 7:47 am
5 great lols from germany xDD
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 5:53 pm
Asasello - March 6, 2010, 6:34 am
Love it.
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:03 pm
Nice one Matt, 5Ls.
Jmac0585 - March 5, 2010, 5:26 pm
5L for you.
LogicDude - March 5, 2010, 5:16 pm
Mein Leben! 5L!
Woodywood03a - March 5, 2010, 5:01 pm
Ok, that one is good!!!
Airman - March 5, 2010, 4:59 pm
culos - March 5, 2010, 4:57 pm
Can I have the one in the skirt? 5 German Shepherds!
Faceplant31 - March 5, 2010, 4:43 pm
Amsome Fattie!
Fatt Matt - March 5, 2010, 4:39 pm
Fun with puns! Thanks aggy!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 4:33 pm

GRAMMAR NAZIS - Can't live with them, can't choke em out with the Force!

TAGS: force grammer grammar nazi
Rating: 3.41/5

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TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:40 pm
Fucking love it! A little evil if she did kill herself...
agdaniele - June 8, 2009, 7:16 pm
HOWEVER, this is an example of....... wait for it.............. A Spelling Nazi.
agdaniele - June 8, 2009, 7:15 pm
Caleb rules! Grammar Nazis can solve anything!

irrelevant -

TAGS: paris attack isis nazis political correctedness
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:11 pm
Edgar Friendly, I am with you!
GaryO - November 23, 2015, 10:08 am
O lord, you never fail to entertain. Luv what you do, man.
Reality Lord - November 23, 2015, 7:15 am

dear spizz.... please see this poster if you are trolling. http://www.demotivationalposters.net/trolling-trolling-demotivational-posters-137751.html and if you are just plain and simply stupid i can still oblidge
spizz - November 22, 2015, 8:45 pm
So you're saying Hitler and Stalin were right. Looks like the peaceful majority in America are irrelevant again.
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 3:24 pm
I wear a full length black trench coat. I get followed a lot. I drive a car that's popular with smugglers. I get followed and pulled over a lot. I usually get checked out and sent on my way, no hassles. I don't mind. I know what I look like. 5L!
Greybeard - November 15, 2015, 10:01 pm
Amen brother. Political correctness is killing people..!

THE SWEET SOUND - of grammar nazi's dying of heart attacks and/or killing themselves after reading this spelling fail

TAGS: grammar nazi spelling fail suicide
Rating: 3.29/5

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omnia - September 25, 2009, 11:42 am
to kill the enemy, you need to think like the enemy. and since i am aneformed grammar nazi( i waone and hate them now) i know how to ll them.
tehsupercheez - September 24, 2009, 10:43 pm
at first i was like... then i saw penis. lol.
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 8:53 pm
My Death Note worked! Nazi bastards! 5/5
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:10 pm
Claire - September 24, 2009, 7:41 pm
LOL! 5
WTF - September 24, 2009, 6:23 pm
Hats and condoms are in the front.


TAGS: heil to the grammar nazis
Rating: 4.3/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 9:45 pm
And the church said, "Amen".
phydeaux - February 11, 2010, 8:15 pm
love the tags

HAS ANYONE SEEN DANE? - He's about this tall. Seen Dane?

TAGS: dane missing nazi skinhead hitler cartman
Rating: 3.14/5

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Monica - October 22, 2009, 6:04 am
Dumb blondes & skin heads


TAGS: spelling nazis
Rating: 4.56/5

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NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 5:09 pm
This reminds me: Anyone ever here of any hits by Giuffria? I have their "Silk & Steel" album, but haven't heard it in awhile & forget if anything on it--or by them--was really any good.
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 10:51 am
This new setup seems to help get posters votes, My last 3 or so posters are all over 15 votes now...I've never had that happen.
forseti - December 18, 2010, 1:28 pm
Great picture, fitting text, 5 Lonis
Kspace - December 18, 2010, 10:02 am
You made my dyslexia hurt.
Arkot - December 18, 2010, 9:28 am
if only that were true
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 1:46 pm
doing much better Donk. L5
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 1:42 pm
Hi rl!!!
Reality Lord - December 17, 2010, 1:24 pm


pirates -

TAGS: pirates grammar nazi
Rating: 4.95/5

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mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 5:54 pm
Thanks, JW! Glad I made you laugh!
JesusWept - May 3, 2015, 12:41 pm
LOL nice one. L L L L L
mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 3:06 am
I agree Cern! I'm severely dyslexic. Most of mi airers ar due two this. LOL!! Thanks for the 5er!
mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 3:04 am
Thanks, IgV!
concern3 - May 3, 2015, 3:01 am
Grammar nazis suck. they feel superior because the speak weller English than me.but this is funny a 5er
lgvernon - May 3, 2015, 12:21 am

Love this!

NAZIS - Breakdance since 1939



TAGS: grammar nazis irritate and distract the humor
Rating: 4.43/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 29, 2010, 2:58 am
This is an excellent point. Also, bonus points for a linguistic joke.
pieman - January 27, 2010, 10:19 am
Sick you are like a snapple. I enjoyed this and learned something today. :-p

NAZI DOG - Seig Heil me a treat, bitch

TAGS: nazi dog
Rating: 2.15/5

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boinger - October 4, 2011, 6:43 pm
tonights top story: dogs are getting possessed by Hitler's spirit.
phydeaux - January 28, 2010, 10:49 am
oops, I snorted at that Mr. Culos...
culos - January 28, 2010, 5:02 am
Since this is a Nazi poster I feel I can be a Spelling Nazi for once. SEIG???? How about Sieg. If you feel you have to make a retarded poster at least get your facts right.


TAGS: doughboy nazi white flour racist
Rating: 4.36/5

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lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 10:43 pm

And I was going to bake a cake tonight!
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
Man, this has gotta be a classic...nice one Bud


TAGS: grammar nazi day poster
Rating: 4.14/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 8:14 pm
My wife, and English major school teacher would disagree because, you wouldn't say: "I are real glad", and adding a friend doesn't change that.
Nagard - July 8, 2010, 11:03 am
Funny... Especially the "Buongiorno"


TAGS: nazi nazis hitler donald duck germany disney disneyland disneyworld eurodisny
Rating: 3.67/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:58 am

JERKS - Spicing up the World since 10,000 BC

TAGS: prince harry nazi costume jerk jerks
Rating: 2.49/5

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Derek - August 17, 2009, 6:23 pm
We must have freedom of expression! Oh but your're not allowed do that! Not even at a dress up party.
Qbashi - May 14, 2008, 2:52 am
Well... some stupid prick with just one idea.
Reza - May 13, 2008, 6:53 pm

HIDE AND SEEK - You lose, Fräulein.

TAGS: wwii soldiers nazi german women rape
Rating: 2.65/5

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MO - August 18, 2009, 7:00 pm
Well LD, I'm guessing.... 'cause NOBODY'S seen the slippery lil' bastard!! But I am glad that someone saw that comment.....
LogicDude - August 18, 2009, 1:55 pm
MO FTW!!! Why didn't they show how tall he is?
MO - August 17, 2009, 9:22 pm
Psst, hey toots! You seen Kyle? Any of you? no? Damn!
Lena - August 17, 2009, 9:09 pm
Nazi bastards... ugh...
Jmac0585 - July 1, 2009, 9:53 am
Thank you, Sir!
Plug In Baby - June 30, 2009, 11:36 pm
I usually only comment on ones that I give a 1 or a 5 to, you sir, have received the latter. I love it.


TAGS: jager spelling nazi germany
Rating: 4.69/5

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Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 12:53 am
HAHAHA! she prefers the CL 600
foresti - December 21, 2010, 6:11 am
A Benz? Ahh right, I forgot... They build trucks too. I'll think about that!
Donkasaurus - December 21, 2010, 4:16 am
Yeh she said she's tired of waking up and tasting gold, she also said it's high time you sell your necklace, get a haircut, and buy her a benz like a "real man" hahaha
foresti - December 20, 2010, 3:34 pm
i love your momma! perhaps she told you?!?
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 10:08 pm
Don't talk about my momma that way!
forseti - December 19, 2010, 2:13 pm
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 10:55 am
I know forseti :) let's just all pretend we have no knowledge of german grammar haha
forseti - December 18, 2010, 1:40 pm
it's called jÄger! jÄgermeister!! with an "ä"!!! :P
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 12:55 pm
ty 5150ML
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:35 pm
now this is a good one


TAGS: marchallenge grammar spelling nazi
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by sickartist

ICEMAN - September 28, 2010, 7:53 am
Thank you Captain Obvious.
fasteddie - September 28, 2010, 7:47 am
Klink was a Luftwaffe Colonel not a Nazi..Major Hochstetter was a Nazi.....I guess that makes me a Nazi.....Nazi...
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:18 pm
Amsome! 5Ls.
RubyRadio - March 5, 2010, 12:04 pm
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 9:00 am
Mini Schultzes... know nah-think, learn na-think!
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 8:38 am
5 Ya vool's


TAGS: zombies nazis lawn gnomes
Rating: 2.77/5

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DarthMalicious - March 31, 2011, 8:38 am
They must be looking for kyle as well....
DarthMalicious - March 31, 2011, 8:38 am
They must be looking for kyle as well....
agdaniele - November 22, 2009, 11:15 am
I need one. No, I need 10.


TAGS: spelling grammar and font nazis
Rating: 4.64/5

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guess - July 17, 2011, 4:31 pm
the font's all crooked i guess. anyone could design such a thing, you can't really go wrong.
Cloudchaser - July 14, 2011, 10:23 am
Just what is it that people find to be so distasteful about Comic Sans anyway? I see the fuss, but have no idea what it's about


TAGS: dance war nazis enemy
Rating: 2.68/5

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agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:18 pm
This picture can't be improved on... HOF poster "Halt"


TAGS: grammar nazi flinging poop
Rating: 4.74/5

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Dill - April 8, 2011, 1:19 am
I LOLd...alot
voodoo3535 - April 6, 2011, 6:20 pm

real face -

TAGS: nazism muslim
Rating: 2.97/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 13, 2010, 1:43 pm
Commenting on them brings them into focus. Let the hate dissipate.
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 1:40 pm
Don't judge a site by it's extremist posters. This poster doesn't speak for all of Motifake... too.
panic8 - October 13, 2010, 1:33 pm
Don't judge a religion by it's extremists, the Pope doesn't speak for all Catholics, too!
fake - July 22, 2009, 3:12 am
you guys are not the brightest are you? Catholicism is just as bad, and there are Catholic extremists as well, look at all the problems N.Ireland has with the IRA(Irish republican army) Its Ironic you say these things jimbo.
Jimbo - January 2, 2009, 10:15 pm
It's not a Ninja. It's one of those idiots that prays to a homosexual moron, kills people for not believing the way he does, treats women like sub-humans and it to afraid to show his stupid pussy-face. Typical fucking muslim... Hide behind something...
anonymous - November 1, 2008, 11:34 pm
yeah its khaled-san from the land of bullshitreligionstan
Highlord - October 7, 2008, 3:17 am
Is that a ninja?

PERFECT CHILDHOOD - ... all but the stiff right arm.

CIVILIAN SECURITY FORCE - Hitler had a Civilian Security Force too!!! They were called Nazis!!!!

TAGS: obama nazi security force
Rating: 2.18/5

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HAHA - April 12, 2009, 1:48 am
This pic is dead on.
Elder God Douchebag - March 9, 2009, 10:26 am
Mainly because I don't feel like sifting through the comments to see if it was corrected, but the Nazis were the political party, not the security force. That was the SS. I dub Gman a full-fledged retard.
Marduke - March 9, 2009, 10:11 am
Foreign Service personel who work the US Embassies overseas. When did he ever say these would be armed militarily or have any police like powers. Rep. Paul Broun shold get his head outta his ass for even trying to link this together.
Marduke - March 9, 2009, 10:06 am
gman, Comparing the POTUS to Hitler is about as dumb as it can get. Also get your facts straight, Obama wasn't talking about a military force, but beefing up the Peace Corps and USA Freedom Corps, which btw is a Bush initiative. And about beefing up...
HtD - March 9, 2009, 2:13 am
WTFO, clever. But you can't blame him. He is looking pretty fly right now. And Mark, good point.
Mark - March 9, 2009, 1:50 am
Hey HtD - That wasn't a non-sequitur. It was pretty funny.
WTFO - March 9, 2009, 1:48 am
HtD. I believe he shops at Marx 'r' Us.
WTFO - March 9, 2009, 1:47 am
agdaniele, it took me a couple of reads but when I got it, it made me laugh. Unfortunately, it came with a rather graphic image too.
HtD - March 9, 2009, 1:33 am
Where does Obama keep getting all these cool hats?
agdaniele - March 9, 2009, 1:24 am
You're very wrong, WTFO... I'd guess that it will make a shloshing sound at best.
WTFO - March 8, 2009, 11:43 pm
Our role is to protect the nation as a whole versus patrolling streets.
WTFO - March 8, 2009, 11:42 pm
Again with a stupid comment, Timmy-B? The military performs outstanding missions every day. However, it is not our role to protect civilians. If it was then the USA would be under martial law. Pull your head outta ur ass. It'll make a loud "POP" when u do
barockeva - March 8, 2009, 5:47 am
If the military would do their job, they wouldn't need a different force to protect civilians.


TAGS: nazi girlfriend kitd
Rating: 4.4/5

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Rick69 - March 1, 2012, 2:51 pm
I saw her, knew immediately Ivan made this, she looked like a hot Russian & then it dawned on me. . . She was the sexiest Nazi I had ever seen in my life & she was probably the jailbait of the Waffen SS. . .
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:13 pm
Wow Iron Cross, Take Me Away.
Reality Lord - March 1, 2012, 7:03 am

i don't "fear' the consequences.... i look forward to them. 5ick puppy...i know.

PATRIOTISM - My country, right or wrong... blind patriotism gets you in trouble

TAGS: patriotism nazi goring america germany
Rating: 2.91/5

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Sean. - February 18, 2009, 4:27 pm
... or Thesis - Antithesis - Synthesis. That's dialectical materialism.
Fatty - February 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Cause - Reaction - Solution. It's worked for thousands of years.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 9:02 pm
True. I just got chills reading the quote and remembered the Owen poem. I'm a patriot myself, but I define my patriotism with elements of reason and pacifism. as the saying goes, your mileage may vary. Everyone will define it their own way, I suppose.
Dude - July 18, 2008, 8:45 pm
Don't forget reductio ad absurdum. Just because some patriots are fascists doesn't mean they all are. Remember that there are worse things than death.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 1:54 pm
--ch high zest To children ardent for some desperate glory, The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est Pro patria mori."
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 18, 2008, 1:53 pm
Excellent poster. As Wilfred Owen put it, "If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs, Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues, My friend, you would not tell with su


TAGS: he man nazi cross eyes wytch
Rating: 4.28/5

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CaptMickeyd - May 15, 2013, 4:24 pm
I had never seen him that way before.lol
zoomer296 - February 21, 2013, 9:22 pm
I agree with nj35, that doesn't look like a swastika.
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:32 pm
The Iron Cross, is not a Nazi sign fail!
Verdeckt - August 9, 2011, 4:16 am
Can't say i looked that closely Forseti but I'll take your word for it. 5 Cringers
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:29 am
you forgot the small penis! 5 Orkos
Wytch - August 9, 2011, 3:04 am
Thanks, I also have the complete series. Geeks unite! lol
Alixian - August 9, 2011, 2:47 am
Genius, absolute genius, I don't know how I never joined the dots on that one, i got the complete series on DVD


TAGS: spelling nazi
Rating: 4.11/5

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Furby - January 5, 2011, 2:19 pm
Spelling nazis give friendly reminders to those who sound like idiots while insulting others for their idiocy. BTW your poster doesn't say that if you'd have researched it right, it would explain that your brain has to see words written correctly first.
agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 7:49 pm
Sorry, spelling/grammar nazi here. Reformed, but still a fan of the english language. Exceptions only to those who have english as their second language.
phydeaux - February 17, 2010, 1:06 pm
But I like being a spewling nazi...
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 12:24 pm
Yore poster is speld rong! im only gonna give 5 loins.
R.S.Jake - February 17, 2010, 12:10 pm
Excrement! 5 Loins!


TAGS: this one goes out to all you spelling nazis out there that don t understand a good joke when they read one
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

MO - October 10, 2009, 11:28 pm
Me? I like the sticky puns.....mmmmmm
Claire - October 10, 2009, 11:01 pm
I love the puns. 5
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 10:16 pm
thanks guys...it's beer time!
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 10:02 pm
Nice play on words and concepts. 5.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 9:57 pm
This is a great work of original motifake art, boosted by it's simplicity.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 9:51 pm
Mucho thanks moooooooooooooooooooooo
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2009, 8:11 pm
I thought it was pretty good.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 6:56 pm
Don't expect everyone to get it...sorry you feel that way
D00D - June 5, 2009, 6:40 pm
extreme fail

SCHRöDINGER - Professional Trap, Furry, and Nazi Warrant officer

TAGS: hellsing anime nazi trap internet furry manga
Rating: 2.96/5

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SomeDude - April 25, 2009, 8:25 pm
Anon - April 13, 2009, 11:09 pm
A dangerous combination.

NEW WORLD ORDER CONSPIRACY THEORISTS - Because the old world order kicked ass.

GERMAN IMPORTS - I'd like a ride in some more than others

TAGS: german girls imports nazi pancakes
Rating: 2.79/5

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pro - January 1, 2009, 2:25 pm
Bitte, Reiny-boy! If you have nichts funny, witzig or clever to say, it's besser to say nichts at all. Danke!
Reinhardt - January 1, 2009, 1:05 pm
Deutsche Frauen und Auto....Sie sehen sehr gut aus....

STUPID REDNECKS - They're always right, so apparently the Soviets and Nazis shared a government.

TAGS: commies communists communism nazi nazis nazism gun guns ammo rifle rifles assault m4 ak 47 m16 accuracy politics political retards morons stupid rednecks
Rating: 2.12/5

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fauxmo - August 15, 2010, 1:27 pm
Be a buzz kill. Dang it.
fauxmo - August 15, 2010, 1:17 pm
Didn't mean to kill a buzz kill, it's just irritating to see somebody who doesn't know what they're talking about call somebody else "stupid". But hey, you know what they say about arguing on the internet.
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 10:18 am
I don't need to care to make a comment. Comments are for fun, fact bombing is for un-funny trolls.
culos - August 9, 2010, 9:47 am
Good for you FeauxMeau, no go back to your mamma for some milk and cookies OK?
fauxmo - August 9, 2010, 9:35 am
You care enough to make a comment.
TheTrashHeap - August 9, 2010, 8:55 am
Shut up ya stupid redneck. Nobody cares.
fauxmo - August 9, 2010, 8:49 am
The Nazis and Soviets didn't share a gov't, but Mikhail Kalashnikov used the Nazi's Sturmgewehr 44 as a basis for the AK-47's design. Maybe you should do some research before calling someone a stupid redneck.
Thefactsguy - September 22, 2009, 12:42 pm
"redneck"=1 dumb ignorant Canadian/UK fag=0
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:34 am
He must be from Saskatchewan.
Moooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 9:33 am
Alright, I concede "Canada" is a tard. I humbly apologize for trying to defend him.
Mandatory - June 26, 2009, 5:57 am
lol, he even misspelt his own insult. 1 word. Doushe.
MO - June 25, 2009, 11:02 pm
Here's some reference material as to how much of a timmy canada is...and why I chose to comment on his comments....Seems not all the tards live in the US. (They migrated north as well)
MO - June 24, 2009, 1:27 pm
Yeah, that's right! I'm talkin to you Canada!!!
MO - June 24, 2009, 1:19 pm
Now I get it....you've hit "fourself" in the head once too many times with nunchucks. That's why you keep doing these random non-sensical drive by comments that are poorly spelled and did I mention.....don't make sense? You sir..can go fukc "fourself"...
CANADA - June 24, 2009, 11:22 am
you may have more nukes but you cant use them without fucking fourself. hmm, alot like your dick
Redneck - March 9, 2009, 6:12 am
NUKES we have more than yall foreigners
meh 16... - January 18, 2009, 5:20 am
if there will be dust or mud, you have better chances with a bow and arrow.
Akyoyo - September 11, 2008, 1:46 pm
That, uh, wasn't the point...
RnR - September 10, 2008, 6:38 am
SCAR and minimi , superior to AK47/M16 in every way
RnR - September 10, 2008, 6:32 am
rifles/guns.. useless without ammo
Shtoink - September 10, 2008, 12:16 am
i vote for the P90! PS90 if you wanna go for a lil more distance

AUDIE MURPHY. - Behold the real Rambo, John Mcclane, and Solid Snake! Not what you expected? The Nazies didn't expect it either.

TAGS: audie murphy real rambo nazies
Rating: 4.67/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 30, 2013, 4:49 pm
A real life Greek tragedy.
Reality Lord - January 30, 2013, 4:38 pm

sad ending to a real life hero


TAGS: spelling nazi
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by culos

agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 6:43 pm
Try harder? Woody? Try harder?!?!? Thanks, you've just earned that as a new rejection reason. Try harder? Are you kidding?
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:09 pm
culos - March 5, 2010, 5:25 pm
Oh, wait, I get it, I just read a few of your comments and I guess you think there are no spelling mistakes in my poster ;-)
culos - March 5, 2010, 5:24 pm
R U Serious??????
Woodywood03a - March 5, 2010, 5:17 pm
Try harder man!!!

HALT! - The Spelling Nazi is here with his dictionary to check your Motifake

TAGS: spelling nazi
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 9:17 am
5 spelling nazi day's
Derek - November 17, 2009, 3:52 pm
Excellent, we need you here at submission time.



TAGS: nazi humor
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Mark

eldiabloloco - October 2, 2010, 3:45 pm
Nice, very Nice 5/5
Mark - March 13, 2009, 11:24 pm
HtD - Naw...it was kinda fun. The original versions of my Grammar Nazis and my Spelling Nazis went over to NSFW. I thought they were OK but Mr. MotiFake said they didn't pass his SFW test. Those were the ones I really enjoyed making. They were funnier too
HtD - March 13, 2009, 11:20 pm
Did it hurt? To make a non-political poster?
Mark - March 13, 2009, 10:05 pm
ooops! Here's another non-political poster.
Mark - March 8, 2009, 6:24 pm
I thought that the spin of what Obama said was governed by the Coriolis effect.
Anonymous2 - March 6, 2009, 7:32 pm
Mark, think of it like this, Obama can affect the market, based on what he says, and the result is called the Obama effect.
Mark - March 5, 2009, 1:06 pm
Anonymous2 - Does that mean that in Washington we have "affect effect" or "effect affect?" I'm not really a Grammar Nazi, I just play one on TV.
Anonymous2 - March 4, 2009, 5:59 pm
Don't forget affect = a verb meaning to change, effect = a noun meaning the result of a change
Mark - March 3, 2009, 4:47 pm
Damn! I knew I was forgeting something. The truth is I had to draw the line somewhere. Feel free to do a sequel.
BoneCD - March 2, 2009, 7:43 pm
What about u and ur

STAUFFENBERG - Because resistance is never futile!

TAGS: nazi germany stauffenberg
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Grypus

agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 11:34 pm
Skeeter11766 - check your PMs
Skeeter11766 - January 6, 2010, 11:21 pm
You've obviously never encountered a member of The Collective.
Mongo - November 9, 2009, 1:12 pm
It sure was for him
LogicDude - April 26, 2009, 6:04 pm
Yes. If it weren't for movies I would have never had an appreciation for the everyday struggle of the Ewok.
ddh - April 26, 2009, 4:45 pm
You allways need films to see who is a hero?

NAZI ZOMBIES - Bonfire anyone?

TAGS: cod waw call of duty world at war nazi zombies xbox
Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by Sniperzoo

Sniperzoo - November 9, 2009, 7:42 pm
... AND YES, I did get that high... actually higher; i got up to 100, but then died...
Jacob Determan - October 19, 2009, 3:34 pm
Ya dude that is [email protected] insane i have only gotten to 30
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:35 pm
kick a** game
CANADA - August 31, 2009, 9:21 am
Level 50?!?!?!!! Bull fucking shit!!! highest ive ever seen/done is 28

GIANT NAZI DEATH MACHINE - "Zhey'll never see it coming, HA HA HA."

FEMALE JAPANESE NAZIS - They aren't as stupid as they look.

TAGS: japanese nazi
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

ICEMAN - March 6, 2010, 9:26 pm
Awwwww c'mon. Give them some credit.

GOOSESTEP - Didn't the Nazis start off with that? First the funny walk...then the blitzkrieg... Be afraid Canada...very afraid!

DOOMSDAY DEVICE - I have the blueprints...

TAGS: doomsday device feminazis
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 10:17 am
ROFL! It serves as an even bigger distraction for our penises as not only are they at the end of the rainbow and in a Vagina but there is a disco in there... the rainbow ovaries give birth to suggestible clown that women can control, its the end I tell ya
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 9:26 pm
The horse, perhaps.
spacedog - September 23, 2009, 9:24 pm
HA! Doomsday is right. She one of the horsemen of the apocalypse. Plague.
agdaniele - September 23, 2009, 9:19 pm
If I'm reading it right, it's Rosie O'Donnell in XM stereo.
spacedog - September 23, 2009, 9:10 pm
Disco ball? Whose blueprints? Madonna's?


TAGS: inglourious basterds donnie donowitz bear jew nazi
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Chuck

CANADA - August 25, 2009, 11:10 am
business is good
Anonymous2 - August 23, 2009, 9:02 pm
This Nazi wants to die for his country. Help him out, will ya?
BoneCD - August 23, 2009, 7:42 pm
*clap, clap ,clap* great flick!!!! Just saw it 1 hour ago...
Mikeipee - August 23, 2009, 6:39 pm
DUDE! This movie so rocked!!

WARNING - Nazi Jedi's at bay.

TAGS: nazi jedi
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by lobo

me - November 24, 2008, 6:43 pm
me.. it was me!
Inconceivable - November 19, 2008, 6:24 pm
Who the hell stumbled this?


TAGS: spelling nazi asperger
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by paz

Reverend_Reko - April 15, 2009, 11:40 pm
It's Asperger's. Oh and Your Mom, not funny. Some of the people that visit this site might have it.
Your Mom - June 8, 2008, 8:36 pm
Really? I thought it was assburger.


TAGS: spelling grammar nazi s care
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Xackeri - April 13, 2012, 10:50 am
Jeez. joo guiz r no funn. I just wanted yoo too tak rite.
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 9:37 am
Thank you Lord, you sage moderator of moderators. Not a good place to commence tearing each other a new semi-colon…. Grammarians and their rools do tend ignite a spark in the ol’ furnace that roared with the heat of biblical proportion back in college.
Reality Lord - April 12, 2012, 5:48 pm

gentlemen...i had assumed this banter was all in fun. i see garyo did as well. feel free to continue but if there is a tone of grammar seriousness about it...cease and desist. cheers.
GaryO - April 12, 2012, 2:57 pm
Oh, you’ve considered this banter serious. Please forgive me. Yes, I most certainly do not wish to stoke this pointless fire that seems to consume you so, as I now feel a welling within, somewhat like you portray in your little tirade. Cheerio.
Xackeri - April 12, 2012, 12:43 pm
No, I am not Mrs. Wadsworth, I also did not need that image in my head. Please, stop being such a grammar deficient fool. I am now dousing your flame war.
Reality Lord - April 11, 2012, 10:20 pm

GaryO - April 11, 2012, 3:27 pm
Mrs Wadsworth???!! Izzat you???!!! Geezus, you gotta be what, 113 by now. Does yer neck still gradually get beet red starting with the neckline working it’s way to yer chin, like whenever you had yer ‘little chat’ with me about my grammar?
Xackeri - April 11, 2012, 1:15 pm
I do believe that I have just suffered a heart attack, your grammar is absolutely horrific.
GaryO - April 10, 2012, 1:17 pm
Their there they’re Zachary, the war’s over. Geezus, thot my 4th greyed teetcher had risin from the graive for a minit they’re
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 10, 2012, 1:09 pm
TLDR.....Lemon meringue.
Xackeri - April 10, 2012, 12:59 pm
r an adverb, while to is only ever used as an infinitive marker. Heil Grammatik!
Xackeri - April 10, 2012, 12:56 pm
Correction: Only spelling Nazis can match them in their determination to stop the downward slide of society. You have used both the wrong forms of to and their. There is only ever an adverb, while their is only ever a possessive adjective. Too is only eve
otakugiant - April 6, 2011, 3:19 pm
im surprised the grammar nazis havent commented on your misspelling of "their"
Revenant - April 4, 2011, 3:31 am
Hmm, took me a minute to see the OCD part.
Reality Lord - April 2, 2011, 7:07 pm

thnx baked. something told me you and nazi's don't mix.
CaptainBaked - April 2, 2011, 6:40 pm
RL this is magnificent! 5 grumpy monacles

CHUCK NORRIS - Was born May 6th, 1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7th, 1945. Coincidence?

TAGS: chuck norris nazi surrender coincidence
Rating: 4.19/5

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Silverheart - January 23, 2013, 4:38 pm

I did google Chuck Norris. I found out that he's at least 65 Million years old- Chuck Norris DID kill the dinosaurs, after all. And time is irrelevant to Chuck Norris- after, he doesn't wear a watch, he DECIDES what time it is. (www.chucknorrisfacts.com)
GaryO - January 23, 2013, 9:22 am
BTW, 5L for the poster, Sly. Good chuckle.
GaryO - January 23, 2013, 9:20 am
Google; ruining good jokes since 1998 (yes, I googled Google)
maoworks2 - January 23, 2013, 9:13 am
Chuck Norris Who ?
TheConstitutionalist - January 23, 2013, 1:31 am
He was born March 10, 1940...at least google crap before you post it.


TAGS: nazi day assignment when google grabs you by the dollarbills their hearts and minds will follow
Rating: 3.67/5

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themansn - December 10, 2010, 9:20 pm
hope i wont be hit with the bann-hammer: Hitler also started building highways in germany. therefore is it evil to build highways (in germany)? But seriosly: google is everywhere on the net (even motifake). know waht I mean?
Derek - March 5, 2010, 8:00 pm
Google have written as one of their beliefs: "Don't be evil". Hitler wrote Mein Kampf - essentially the opposite.



TAGS: spelling nazis jumble
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by steph1

steph1 - May 7, 2011, 4:10 am
thakns face - deos tihs maen you lkeid it? tihs potser deos not maen taht i am not for preopr spllenig and grmmaar.
Faceplant31 - May 6, 2011, 5:11 pm


TAGS: nazi
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by ronsart

stickyninja - August 19, 2009, 2:22 am
my inner nazi just shat itself
TheBritishGuy - June 21, 2009, 10:17 am
Flilnay, Smoehitng to fcuk up the nzais
Culos - December 21, 2008, 5:44 pm
Been posted 3 times before but still funny and a pain to the Nazi's
Cubbybear - December 21, 2008, 5:30 pm
Dye Ewe Phuck Dye!
Nazi - December 21, 2008, 4:28 pm
OMG... It's the big one, I can feel it coming on.

RAGHH! - Nazi zombie midgets, the worst type of zombie midgets.

TAGS: nazi maidget
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by Max


TAGS: nazism muslim
Rating: 2.18/5


TAGS: grammar spelling nazi aggy
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

newkevind51 - April 25, 2011, 9:41 am
my pelpoe
Sean - December 15, 2010, 1:35 pm
Dang it, Mooooooooooooooooo, you can't go through life blaming everything on the damn egg nog. I mean, just because you were born nine months after your parents first met each other at an office Christmas party, doesn't mean -- oooh, ok then. Nevermind.
Poopalicious1 - December 14, 2010, 10:57 pm
Anem lihten uop......
culos - December 13, 2010, 6:39 pm
WTF Sean, have you contracted Michael J Fox's disease? Should we call you Bunny Parkinson from now on?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 6:22 pm
Blame it on the egg nog.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 6:22 pm
I was trying to play it down for you...
Sean - December 13, 2010, 6:21 pm
Uhm yeah, only a spelling mistake, eh? "their"???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 6:20 pm
BTW, This is totally offensive. I like it!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 6:19 pm
And a spelling mistake as well.....That's not like you Bunny man.
Sean - December 13, 2010, 6:16 pm
Wow. Shoulda scrolled down further for #5. It was hiding off screen.
Sean - December 13, 2010, 6:15 pm
I did it! The quadruple echo! That's a motifake first. Uhmmm, not that I was trying to or anything. Swear to Dog.
Sean - December 13, 2010, 6:14 pm
Hey, I'll be thier.
Sean - December 13, 2010, 6:14 pm
Hey, I'll be thier.
Sean - December 13, 2010, 6:14 pm
Hey, I'll be thier.
Sean - December 13, 2010, 6:14 pm
Hey, I'll be thier.
Sean - December 13, 2010, 6:13 pm
Hey, I'll be thier.
Reality Lord - December 13, 2010, 6:17 am

life magazine archives...google it
TheGoat - December 13, 2010, 12:51 am
That's a brilliant picture and the color is far better than I expected from that era. Got a URL for more of this sort?
5150monkeylove - December 12, 2010, 10:43 pm
crap! 2 +2+2=6 -1 =5.....math sucks too
5150monkeylove - December 12, 2010, 10:43 pm
two plus too equals to minus won is 5L



TAGS: life time human nature history learn death people choice jihad nazi injustice oppressor quote
Rating: 3.56/5

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Me_ - January 4, 2010, 3:53 pm
Hitler was not a Jew but his father was. There is no such thing as a half Jew. Hitler killed everyone that opposed him. Stalin killed more than hitler did. Either way if something is not done about numb nuts in Iran we could all have issues.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2009, 12:28 pm
That's 1,000,000 less hairy armpits/ cheesy mustaches..
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 12:19 pm
None. But, almost 500,000 people from France died.
SayHi - October 29, 2009, 11:59 am
I wonder how many people from French died in WWII...10?15?
DreMagnum - October 28, 2009, 7:59 pm
wow fuck face, he killed catholics in the gas chambers right along side the jews, so shut up please, k thanks
zachyd's - October 28, 2009, 7:54 pm
wow fuckface, hitler was not half jewish or gay or any of that shit that people try to pin on him to sound ironic. He was christian and did not seek out christians, yes christians did die but they were enemy soldiers or spys
Sean - October 20, 2009, 10:00 pm
*too (yeah I know)
Sean - October 20, 2009, 9:59 pm
P.s.: I hate quotifakes. Come up with your own original material. That is the point of this site. I could raid quotesites too. Anyone can do that. Or paraphrase jokes that I have heard. Way to easy.
Sean - October 20, 2009, 9:56 pm
We learn from history that we don't learn anything from history except that we don't learn anything from history so I guess we did learn ONE thing from history which is that whoever said we don't learn ANYTHING from history was a self-contradicting a-hole
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 11:07 am
again with the swine flu thing, come up with an original comment please. you are obviously an idiot
Björn - October 19, 2009, 10:58 am
Funny how easily you guys swallow this propaganda. George Orwell rolls in his grave... 9/11 was an inside job - Al Qaeda is a myth - Swine flu is a hoax
DayDark - October 19, 2009, 7:48 am
Hitler was raised roman catholic, and praised Christian heritage, German Christian culture, and professed a belief in an Aryan Jesus Christ, a Jesus who fought against the Jews I'd hardly call that exterminating christians.
mrbombastic - October 19, 2009, 7:20 am
Hitler was not Catholic, Sean, he was in fact half Jewish. He also believed that blonde hair and blue eyes formed the perfect race,while he had brown hair and eyes.But yes,Catholics were targetted just as much as everyone else the Nazis believed inferior.
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:33 am
Well, quite a few thousand Catholics (mostly intellectuals who challenged his claims) died in the camps, along with millions of Jews, Gypsies, and many others.
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:03 am
When did the Nazis seek to exterminate Christians? Hitler was Catholic. I'm not suggesting for a second that Nazism had anything at all to do with any form of Christianity, but I don't think Christians were targetted much at all.
peteyb - October 18, 2009, 6:21 pm
wow...awesome.If it were within my power, you'd have 5 lions from me!

COLUMBIA - Adolf used to wear it...

TAGS: nazi hitler adolf columbia
Rating: 3.52/5

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R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 4:51 pm
He perverted a lot of symbols: his "Iron Cross" was originally the symbol for the Knights Templar. The list goes on.
BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 9:00 am
India SamV
SamV - October 24, 2009, 8:58 am
ive heard that the swastika symbol stands for peace in countries like korea...


TAGS: girls beer dirndl nazis
Rating: 2.93/5

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Derek - July 18, 2010, 12:30 am
You'd hear few complaints even if they were

HAPPY ENDINGS - I don't think the story behind this picture has one... not for the bearded guy, anyway.

NAZIS - Not Quite. But Just As Cool.

TAGS: pink floyd nazis bob geldof roger waters crazy
Rating: 2.61/5

More motifakes by pink

what the fuck? - August 16, 2009, 10:34 pm
is that Bob Geldof?
Terrankar - May 9, 2009, 4:11 pm
Bring down the wall.
WTF - March 25, 2009, 3:58 pm
Your exquisite wife and mother, Fills me with the urge to defecate!
McTicklefartson - November 23, 2008, 3:32 pm
Auda - October 1, 2008, 8:47 pm
aPauling - August 25, 2008, 9:03 am
Hey! Why does that mime have so many microphones? Mimes can't talk!

AMERICANS - Just face it. You're hated globally.

TAGS: americans usa hate nazis yanks idiots spam tunnel
Rating: 2.46/5

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You know what - August 18, 2009, 7:12 am
you know what. If america is the new nazis. The rest of you motherfuckers better start getting in those ovens pretty damn quick. We want to make the title legit after all. Europe we will start with you line up please.
RnR - August 16, 2008, 6:34 am
Nevertheless, you're all guilty, by letting a minority vote getting the top cheese in power.
not american - August 15, 2008, 8:36 pm
amd the united states government are too stupid to realise that the taliban do not represent afghanistan. or have anything to do with iraq. but whacha gonna do?!
American - August 15, 2008, 6:56 pm
Yeah. Because people are too stupid to realize that one American doesn't represent the whole country.

NAZI KIDS - Where's my cookies bitch?

HOCKEY - The war has begun.

TAGS: nazi
Rating: 1.28/5

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willowbrook - September 9, 2008, 1:16 pm
pre-WWII was also a time of imperial conquest and pre-human rights... and the swastika WAS a symbol of good fortune, not peace. It's now a symbol of fascism and hate. Deal with it!
SuperSparky - September 9, 2008, 3:49 am
Pre-WWII, the swastika used to be a peaceful symbol before Hitler perverted it.



TAGS: john demjanjuk nazi bin laden
Rating: 4.18/5

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steph1 - May 18, 2011, 4:33 am
does one really need to be literate or educated to have a "conscience"?
MyMeatStick1 - May 18, 2011, 2:45 am
Seriously wasnt he just a ukranian guard at some concentration camp? not to mention illiterate ? how the hell do you hold accountable some illiterate and uneducated man for that??
K98 - May 17, 2011, 9:26 am
Cleared in an Israeli court, but found guilty in Germany? Even after U.S. supplied proof of document falsification, which was not admitted as evidence.
RoninJedi - May 17, 2011, 8:38 am
This is sorta like this whole israel, Palestine thing. Only the realities of israel's slaughter have yet to be made public... Karma i guess
Airman - May 13, 2011, 10:47 am
a little perspective... he was a soldier following orders. The difference is, Bin Laden Gave the orders. Hence, the comparisons to Hitler, not a prison guard
Reality Lord - May 13, 2011, 9:21 am

nah...i think you missed the point of this poster kspace.
Kspace - May 13, 2011, 8:33 am
Not to mention the evidence against him that was apparently falsified, the dodgy witness testimony and this verdict was, clearly, an injustice.

LANGUAGE NAZIS - You may think it’s not important to use language properly But you should consider one crucial observation… Would you go to this doctor?

LAWFUL EVIL - Need I say more?


TAGS: nazism muslim
Rating: 2.36/5
HAHA - April 20, 2009, 7:23 pm
He looks peacefull too me.
Ha - December 10, 2008, 10:58 pm
Hahahahahaha!! for some reason this comment made me laugh
Adam K - October 16, 2008, 8:56 am
Why is his ear talking?

GRAMMAR NAZIS - Making images smaller since Motifake was invented

TAGS: grammar nazis
Rating: 2.26/5

EVERYONE SHOULD PROOFREAD... - ...because "can't" needs an apostrophe, and so does "doesn't."

TAGS: apostrophe rehab stacked grammar nazi
Rating: 1.89/5

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Astaroth - May 27, 2009, 10:15 pm
As does 'isn't'.
Sean - April 20, 2008, 12:56 am
Of course by "felly" I mean "fully". I think that should go without saying .... But there. I said/typed it.
Sean - April 19, 2008, 1:14 pm
I agree, felly Analmite. And "..." should not be immediately followed by another set of "...".


TAGS: grammar spelling nazis
Rating: 4.87/5

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Mahomygod - January 24, 2011, 9:42 pm
No need for apostrophes on Nazis. And yes, I am a little bit. xD
raga7 - January 14, 2011, 11:18 pm
Reality Lord - January 13, 2011, 6:45 pm



TAGS: nazi zombies brains
Rating: 4.44/5

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motinet - December 16, 2010, 11:03 pm

Great zombie flick
matt28 - October 6, 2010, 11:21 pm
Anyone know where I can watch that movie online with English subtitles for thos who don't speak Norwegian?
pzykosiz - August 4, 2010, 12:29 am
yeah. i randomly throw darts at the hookers, randomly pick 5 still living ones, then throw the ugly ones to better the hand
Reality Lord - August 3, 2010, 11:56 pm

hmmm...ever try combining all three?
Faceplant31 - August 2, 2010, 2:22 pm
No, i cant stand that game. I am more into darts, poker and hooker roulette.
Reality Lord - August 1, 2010, 11:12 pm

curious face...you don't play CoD by any chance do you?
Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 10:22 am
Dead Snow. Not a big motion picture but still very well done. I thought the same thing RL but then i saw the movie.
Reality Lord - July 27, 2010, 9:23 am

what movie is it face? i always thought it was "Call of Duty" with the nazi zombie mod tossed in?
GreyScorpion - July 27, 2010, 9:08 am
nice twist, that's funny, 5L
Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 3:41 am
5L! bTW anyone even seen this movie? If not rent it, get a case of beer and enjoy!
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 2:02 am
Yay sex nazis! 5L


TAGS: life time human nature history learn death people choice jihad nazi injustice oppressor quote
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by giulio

winja - January 7, 2012, 11:29 pm
You are the dumbest f**ktard on earth. Its no wonder everyone hates you and wants you to kill yourself. you wouldnt know what a f**king factist was if he stomped you to death faggot. 9/11 was an al qaeda job and swine flue is a fact. ur mom is a c**t.
winja - January 7, 2012, 11:28 pm
You are the dumbest fucktard on earth. Its no wonder everyone hates you and wants you to kill yourself. you wouldnt know what a fucking factist was if he stomped you to death faggot. 9/11 was an al qaeda job and swine flue is a fact. ur mom is a cunt.
Björn - October 19, 2009, 10:56 am
Ridiculous. The EU is the biggest club of fascists, yet our media manages to make us believe that lifting your right hand is the only telltale sign for evil intentions -.- 9/11 was an inside job Al Qaeda is a myth Swine Flu is a hoax

PROFREADING - It's very important.

TAGS: grammar spelling nazi
Rating: 2.77/5

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agdaniele - April 30, 2009, 7:36 pm
I try to hide my spelling and grammar nazi side... but the kid in me loves english. You're the goods, Haar.
Haarakkon - April 29, 2009, 11:52 pm
Thanks Sean. This one really belongs to Hector and Agdaniele, as I'm sure you know.
Sean - April 29, 2009, 11:13 pm
Very funny. You got tallente kid.


TAGS: nazi special forces host club i have never watched this anime furor hitler japan kamikazi
Rating: 2.56/5

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Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:50 pm
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:43 pm
I know, but they're in those uniforms and the white is surrounded by red...It's a dead ringer for the Nazi flag. I thought it would be funny to place that picture with that caption...but things didn't go as planned.
Alexis.Chu - October 3, 2009, 12:46 pm
This kanji means "woman".


TAGS: nazi day assignment google therell be no oogle as long as you have google
Rating: 4.5/5

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Mongoose - December 7, 2010, 8:15 am
I need to see Google now?!?!?!
TheGoat - March 6, 2010, 1:51 pm
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:05 pm
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 4:34 pm

TYPO GREMLIN STRIKES! - When you've misspelled the simplest, most common words...

TAGS: typo gremlin spelling nazi tthhhbbbt
Rating: 4.38/5

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maoworks2 - December 16, 2012, 9:28 am
This ones For Me .


TAGS: veterans nazi war
Rating: 4.35/5

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forseti - July 24, 2011, 12:08 pm
Yeah, he's pretty old and grabbed the hat of his son... We must allow for his age!
idpassr - July 22, 2011, 1:05 pm
Now if only they'd gotten a WW2 Veteran. His hat says he's a Korean War Veteran: KWVA and the picture of Korea on the patch...
Amren - July 21, 2011, 11:51 am
So awesome! These were MEN! Thankfully, we still have men with the Warrior Spirit! God Bless our troops past and present.
Airman - July 20, 2011, 11:01 am
my dad will love this one
house - July 20, 2011, 7:39 am
5L Forseti. made me chuckle

Hitler Clothing -

TAGS: hitler nazi clothing fashion
Rating: 4.33/5

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K0rNb4LL - July 23, 2013, 9:19 am
Lol, I remember this store being in the news.




REWRITING HISTORY - If only it were true. If only it was this easy.

TAGS: nasty nazi killers yay team
Rating: 3.08/5

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RandomPixilator - July 5, 2010, 11:19 pm
I know 2 wrongs don't make a right, but when you're faced with 7 million wrongs...
fred - July 5, 2010, 9:38 am
I guess morals are for other people.
Derek - July 3, 2010, 2:29 am
Quite right, the real stuff in amazing enough

WHAT!!?? - We just got the new tanks! Why did he shoot himself!?

TAGS: nazi tanks hitler tank ww2
Rating: 2.88/5

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SmokeySmith - December 23, 2011, 9:36 pm
I'm looking for this picture, I can't find it anywhere!! Can anyone find the picture of the tanks by itself? I wanna use it for my band's EP cover

NAZI ZOMBIES! - Because they do look better on FIRE!


TAGS: nazi warlock evil
Rating: 2/5

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ashellyc - April 21, 2010, 10:32 pm
Wolfenstein. best game ever

NAZI DOGS - And you thought that the bear cavalry was bad

TAGS: nazi dogs
Rating: 1.89/5
Dalek - August 13, 2008, 11:45 am
It's Sinbad, the dog that conquered the Nazis
Fahrertuer - March 4, 2008, 6:37 pm
Uhm, it says USCG (so I guess, the Coast Guard) on the helmet. So I guess this dog is on a Subhunter

FASHION NAZIS - We Wish You Were Born Yesterday!

SPELL NAZIS - They're everywhere! Just trying to help! Up, up and away!!

Soop? -

TAGS: seinfeld soup nazi alphabet illiterate
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 9, 2013, 7:02 am
Of course they do! What difference does the marital status of their parents make?

HEY LOOK A HYDREIGHNES - No wait, hydrehgnes, no herydsenes, hydrenes? Stupid spelling.

TAGS: spelling flower plant nazi epicscribbles
Rating: 4.6/5

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EpicScribbles - June 12, 2011, 1:52 am
Yeah, and that phiclosspopcal? philisophical? phislsocpical?
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 6:20 am
Yeah or those bastard chrisantamem.. Chrysantimum.. The ones that sorta look like peonys